Well… I finished my table, and I’m the first to admit that it is a very weird table:

Initially I wanted to call this a piece of Frankenfurniture, but little did I realize how bizarre the final product would be. Almost everyone I’ve shown the table to asks what I plan to using it for. The top surface is meant to hold things for my by the door, but beyond that I have absolutely no idea what I’m going to keep on the inside. Craft stuff maybe?